Why Will 2015 be the Year to Live in Spain?

3/3/2015

"Pronto llegará la hora,
que la tortilla se vuelva.
Los pobres comerán pan,
y los ricos mierda, mierda."

WHY 2015 IS GOING TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT YEAR IN SPAIN SINCE THE DEATH OF FRANCO
WHY SPAIN MAY SPEARHEAD A NEW RHTYHM AND DANCE
WHY CHANGE IS EMERGING FROM A NEW SOUTHERN EUROPE AND NOT FROM THE WASTELANDS OF THE NORTH
WHY SAM COOKE IS BACK IN TOWN
WHY THE TORTILLA IS ABOUT TO TURN

2015 is Going to be the Year to Live in Spain.

Oh yes, and why's that? Well, funny you should ask, because it's not because the housing boom is coming back. Hopefully not anyway. The unfettered expansion and unsustainable growth of the tarmac and concrete industries will hopefully never return. Yet 2015 is going to be a special year, but not because Spain has a new young king with a 300 Spartacus Beard, nor (speaking of beards) because the Partido Popular have declared Spain to be now "crises free", thanks to their transparent and honest example of good government.

Neither because its spring and everyone but the kitchen sink has uploaded a photo of almond blossom to their timeline whilst dancing to Sam Cooke: "It's been a long, a long time coming...but I know a change is gonna come, oh yes it will"
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Nope, sorry to disappoint. But Change is gonna come for other reasons...starting with next month. (Got a pencil handy? Then mark these dates down in your diary).

A YEAR OF CHANGE AHEAD:

In Feb came the Greek elections that showed the world that not everyone subscribes to the politics of austerity. Feta sales soared as people across the globe expressed their solidarity with the posturing of the new govt.
In March comes the early Andalusian elections that will be the first real challenge to the bipartisan approach to Government that has shackled Spain to its bureaucratic past this last 30 years.
In May 2015 comes the local elections and although the newly emerging political force in Spain - Podemos - is not officially standing, local variations are springing up everywhere in preparation for the vote. And of course, in Madrid, where Podemos IS standing under a united ticket, EVERYTHING is up for grabs.

Finally, sometime in late autumn, the general election will be called and although the last polls show a decline in support for Podemos and an increase in support for the Partido Popular, this merely reflects a temporary distraction from a government, that, history will show, to be the most corrupt organisation since the export of the Sicilian Pizza Chain.

NORTHERN PUNCTUALITY VERSUS THE SOUTHERN RHYTHM

Whilst Northern territories play games of racial purity and think only of constructing bigger fences and stringent immigration policies, in Italy, Greece and Spain other ideas are bubbling to the surface of our ever increasing sea-levels. Why is this? What does the South have the North doesn't share?

There is a lot of theories doing the rounds right now, but one I like to focus on is that the further south you go, the less pedantic your thought processes becomes. What for the North is set in Stone, in the South is up for negotiation. Why? Well, read on....

Rhythm
When North Europeans arrive in the South they initially react very positively: What a great climate, Jose, they say. What magnificent fiestas, what healthy food, what a relaxed and laid back to attitude to life...

But then they hang around for a while and try to get something done in an officious and queueing sort of way and quickly realise that there is a big difference in pace of work here and attitudes to efficiency. As cultural understanding is not big on the North Europeans agenda, (unlike austerity, punctuality, scarfs, mittens and thigh length marching boots) Northerners quickly condemn the south as being unproductive and unable to adhere to the tight schedules, queuing lines and conditions of work lapped up by the orderly obsessed North.

Endless surveys show that in fact Spaniards work harder and longer hours than pretty much any other species in the known Milky Way, but they work according to their own rhythm and not that of North Europe. And when it comes to questions about efficiency there is no convincing a North European - it's a bit like questioning gravity or Copernicus. Such an alternative perspective would instantly constipate the Northern thinker and require them to take time off work, which would of course be unthinkable an unrhythmic.

Mediterranean Rhythms
Yet the Mediterranean rhythm enables Southerners to not only work according to a different timetable, but to reconsider priorities (not always successfully, but they do try bless them), and to rethink priorities and directions. This is because people here work to live, and not vice versa. What possible attraction is there to extra time at work, if it means time away from your family, your friends or a weekend trip to the grandfathers cortijo to collect some pimientos?

For the Northerner, this is tantamount to hari-kiri. A Work life has precedence over all else, as does punctuality, the wearing of nicely ironed suits and ties and the troika.

Fortunately all this may now change, if another country votes for an end to austerity this year. In fact, not just once, but next month, and then again in May, and in the autumn etc.

If this should happen, well we might just have to have a fiesta to celebrate. Maybe take time off work, invite the abuelos obviously and their pimientos and let things sink in for a bit, before re-structuring society from the bottom up.

Well, thats my take. Thats why I believe Spain is going to be the place to live in 2015 - the year the Tortilla turns.

And to celebrate the flipping of the Tortilla:

INSIDE THE TORTILLA ANNIVERSARY EDITION

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What is the Way of the Hound? Only the most radical, manifesto for 21st century living ever! Thats what! And its got some nice doggie photos too.
You'll also get The updated THEMES ePub/PDF that you can download for free here.
And details of a new audio version of the Tortilla in installments (coming soon to subscribers)

A Manifesto for the 21st Century

FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE WAY OF THE HOUND HERE

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2 Comments

DutchGypsie

3/12/2015 05:17:14 am

Careful with using a broad brush stoke to label Northern Europe a bunch of workaholics who don't have their priorities straight. That sounds more like the US or UK.The Dutch, for example, work the fewest hours in all of Europe. That doesn't influence their productivity, which is one of the highest on the continent. Maybe there's something to be said about being punctual and planning things out a bit. It allows you to free up more leisure time.

the mOnk

3/13/2015 10:30:35 am

Hi DutchGypsie - thanks for your comment. You are right of course, it's not fair to tarnish the whole of the 'north' with such broad sweeping statements. In fact, the opposite is true in the Uk where the north is far less obsessive about work structures than the uptight south. So, yes, I see your point that each country must be taken on its merits. Yet, there is an overriding feeling in European politics right now that seems to prioritise efficiency over almost everything else. It is hailed in religious terms as something unquestionably good. But for whose 'good' that is appears to feature less in the debate. At least, we are beginning it here ;)

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